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The Four Stages of Dealing with Annoying People
1. Frontal lobe engages in diplomacy.
2. Frontal lobe overwhelmed. Task delegated to brain stem. Autonomic reflexes engage. "Smile-and-nod" function initiates.
3. Brain stem withers. Body must fend for itself.
4. Frontal lobe, free of stress, soon revives, and notes that, without cerebral supervision, the body's hands are wrapped around the offender's throat.
2. Frontal lobe overwhelmed. Task delegated to brain stem. Autonomic reflexes engage. "Smile-and-nod" function initiates.
3. Brain stem withers. Body must fend for itself.
4. Frontal lobe, free of stress, soon revives, and notes that, without cerebral supervision, the body's hands are wrapped around the offender's throat.
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